Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
one might say we're banned from that church
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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