just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
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