He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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