I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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