i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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