Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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