Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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