somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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