Heybabeimwearingurpanties
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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