so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
i need some magic done to my vagina
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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