awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
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