I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize