i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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