She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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