Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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