are you so shy because you have an std?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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