So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
