Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize
