Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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