READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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