I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Help me help you realize you are a moron
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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