You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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