Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I want to be your penis for a week.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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