even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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