I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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