Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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