this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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