first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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