I don't think brook has ever known best
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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