soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I need a beard to bite.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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