Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I faked an abortion last night.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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