I look better un-naked...
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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