when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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