It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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