so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
she smelled like a LAN party
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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