why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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