I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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