i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Randomize
