Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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