youre lurking in front of me
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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