$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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