btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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