found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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