Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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