I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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