I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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