Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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