Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I have fence marks all over my body
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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