nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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