So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
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