This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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