Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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