But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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