I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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