the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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