do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
Randomize
